"the art and science of cooking with cannabis," by adam gottlieb. [ cheers and applause ] look -- look. zoom in here. let's see what we have here. we have a brownie, a brownie -- [ laughter ] and then, we've got boiled potatoes up there. i don't know what that is. that's pretty much what a stoner eats. [ light laughter ] let's look at the recipes here. yeah, here's a great recipe right here. hash oil and coffee. let's see how you make this here. it says, "several drops of hash oil can be dissolved in a hot cup of coffee with cream added." that's not a cookbook. that's just a let's-add-pot-to-random-food book. [ laughter ] that's the recipe? that's one sentence. [ scattered applause ] hash oil -- "you could put weed in your gatorade. it's weedorade." [ laughter ] what are you talking about, man? that's not a book. "i'm an author, dude." [ laughter ] i guess. this next one -- oh, man. this is a self-help book. i love self-help books. i don't know if i want this one. "penis enhancement surgery: a self-help guide for men," by faiz ansari, r.n. r.n. that means he's a registered nurse -- [ l